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I’ve been doing my arts award word for the past 13 hours and I don’t even fucking know why because it is not going to benefit me in the slightest in later life because I don’t need the UCAS points as I’m not going to Uni and no employer is going to see Arts Award on my grade list (which might I add, the highest grade you can get in is a D) and think ‘Holy shit! She has an arts award grade, fuck we need to hire her!’ they’ll look at it and be like ‘what the fuck is arts award?’ 

And subsequently due to me spending the entirety of today working on this piece of shit I’ve wasted a day that I could’ve been doing my art work since my deadline is friday and there’s a high possibility that when my teachers look over my arts award work tomorrow I’m going fail it anyway and then I’ll also fail art because I didn’t do the work because I was doing my arts award and all in all it will turn out to be THE BIGGEST FUCKING WASTE OF TIME.

I can’t even put in to words how excited I am to leave in a few weeks, I am so fucking done with sixth form.

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I fucking hate being fat.

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